Wap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective rhinoceros.

Wap created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wap, he will turn you into a slug.

Wap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.