Barnlimdad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humane cat.

Barnlimdad created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnlimdad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Barnlimdad, she will be very unhappy.

Barnlimdad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Barnlimdad's Holy Commandments

1. Barnlimdad loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.