Buglunlim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful tortoise.

Buglunlim created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buglunlim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Buglunlim, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Buglunlim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Buglunlim's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never wear violet shoes.