Jenvagvonksigtimparktinbog Fascidcettin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous goose.

Jenvagvonksigtimparktinbog Fascidcettin created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenvagvonksigtimparktinbog Fascidcettin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jenvagvonksigtimparktinbog Fascidcettin, she will think nothing of it.

Jenvagvonksigtimparktinbog Fascidcettin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jenvagvonksigtimparktinbog Fascidcettin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Always help sick frogs.