Babrow Nabrensag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent squid.

Babrow Nabrensag created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babrow Nabrensag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Babrow Nabrensag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Babrow Nabrensag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Babrow Nabrensag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear brown corsets.

3. You must love Babrow Nabrensag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always wear gray.