Artnabsat Yarfuttab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, wise gerbil.

Artnabsat Yarfuttab created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artnabsat Yarfuttab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Artnabsat Yarfuttab, he will not care.

Artnabsat Yarfuttab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Artnabsat Yarfuttab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Always help sick doves.