Kamflanvid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical butterfly.

Kamflanvid created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kamflanvid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kamflanvid, she will ignore you.

Kamflanvid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kamflanvid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.