Rildagdid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured ant.

Rildagdid created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rildagdid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rildagdid, it will turn you into a worm.

Rildagdid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rildagdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Rildagdid's name in vain.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not eat pineapples.