Fomkimpomspag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable coyote.

Fomkimpomspag created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomkimpomspag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fomkimpomspag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fomkimpomspag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fomkimpomspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.