Sandflylib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud guinea pig.

Sandflylib created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sandflylib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sandflylib, he will curse you with boils.

Sandflylib's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sandflylib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandflylib.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.