Listgutdim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest otter.

Listgutdim created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgutdim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Listgutdim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Listgutdim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Listgutdim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.