Fumyikmid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair armadillo.

Fumyikmid created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumyikmid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fumyikmid, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fumyikmid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fumyikmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Fumyikmid must be the most important thing in your life.