Betvoglatrill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective toad.

Betvoglatrill created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betvoglatrill, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Betvoglatrill, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Betvoglatrill's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Betvoglatrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never wear blue trousers.