Vidstafdag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring lobster.

Vidstafdag created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidstafdag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vidstafdag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vidstafdag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vidstafdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the west.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.