Kampanlog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered toad.

Kampanlog created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kampanlog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kampanlog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kampanlog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kampanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.