Cardudvid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty pigeon.

Cardudvid created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cardudvid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cardudvid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cardudvid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cardudvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Run away if five horses approach from the east.