Ripmaphas is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome dragonfly.

Ripmaphas created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripmaphas, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ripmaphas, she will remove you from existence.

Ripmaphas' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ripmaphas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ripmaphas on top of all buildings.