Manhudmip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical shrew.

Manhudmip created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Manhudmip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Manhudmip, it will boil you in a big pot.

Manhudmip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Manhudmip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never paint your face pink.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.