Pigyatyim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective aardvark.

Pigyatyim created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigyatyim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pigyatyim, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pigyatyim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pigyatyim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pigyatyim.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.