Laphubhabsugvedbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered goblin.

Laphubhabsugvedbog created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Laphubhabsugvedbog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Laphubhabsugvedbog, it will not invite you to parties.

Laphubhabsugvedbog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Laphubhabsugvedbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Laphubhabsugvedbog loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.