Lanboghatkikgadhogyarpmon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy gnu.

Lanboghatkikgadhogyarpmon created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanboghatkikgadhogyarpmon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lanboghatkikgadhogyarpmon, she will turn you into a mole.

Lanboghatkikgadhogyarpmon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lanboghatkikgadhogyarpmon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lanboghatkikgadhogyarpmon.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Put Lanboghatkikgadhogyarpmon first in all things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.