Rotzenrill is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, smart whale.

Rotzenrill created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotzenrill, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rotzenrill, it will destroy your home planet.

Rotzenrill's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rotzenrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never paint your hands mauve.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Rotzenrill on top of all buildings.