Titlundab Camomtkop is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, passionate
scorpion.
Titlundab Camomtkop created the Sun five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Titlundab Camomtkop, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Titlundab Camomtkop, he will turn you into a mole.
Titlundab Camomtkop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Titlundab Camomtkop's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Worship no other gods but Titlundab Camomtkop.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Do not dye your hair orange.