Zanfobrullbon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental clam.

Zanfobrullbon created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanfobrullbon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zanfobrullbon, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zanfobrullbon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Zanfobrullbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never skip in the presence of whales.

5. Never go into gray rooms.