Venhitsaw Kiksagstigditdam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart wombat.

Venhitsaw Kiksagstigditdam created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venhitsaw Kiksagstigditdam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Venhitsaw Kiksagstigditdam, it will turn you into a puffin.

Venhitsaw Kiksagstigditdam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Venhitsaw Kiksagstigditdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never think about moons.