Saghugfen is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving jackal.

Saghugfen created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saghugfen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Saghugfen, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Saghugfen's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Saghugfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to hamsters while wearing magenta shoes.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never paint your head blue.
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