Kom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fast pigeon.

Kom created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Kom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kom, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. You must love Kom.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.
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