Ladcebsoglik is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying shrew.

Ladcebsoglik created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcebsoglik, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ladcebsoglik, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ladcebsoglik's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ladcebsoglik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.