Gonlapfud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing snake.

Gonlapfud created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonlapfud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gonlapfud, it will turn you into a mole.

Gonlapfud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gonlapfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Never paint your arms indigo.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.