Fobget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, annoying chinchilla.

Fobget created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobget, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fobget, he will turn you into a mole.

Fobget's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fobget's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not eat cherries.