Vilnartstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, charitable hyena.

Vilnartstaf created life two years ago.

If you believe in Vilnartstaf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vilnartstaf, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vilnartstaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vilnartstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near moths.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilnartstaf.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about stars.
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