Midgabzed is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying rhinoceros.

Midgabzed created water two years ago.

If you believe in Midgabzed, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Midgabzed, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Midgabzed's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Midgabzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.