Gutstikmonbogbellbenrakban is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, charitable goose.

Gutstikmonbogbellbenrakban created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gutstikmonbogbellbenrakban, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gutstikmonbogbellbenrakban, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gutstikmonbogbellbenrakban's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gutstikmonbogbellbenrakban's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Gutstikmonbogbellbenrakban on top of important buildings.

2. Do not take Gutstikmonbogbellbenrakban's name in vain.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.