Rawdaggat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest walrus.

Rawdaggat created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawdaggat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rawdaggat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rawdaggat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rawdaggat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the south.

5. Fast once a month.