Zimranstafdabbastkad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest lizard.

Zimranstafdabbastkad created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimranstafdabbastkad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zimranstafdabbastkad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zimranstafdabbastkad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zimranstafdabbastkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zimranstafdabbastkad.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.