Natdidflag is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, vain
rat.
Natdidflag created humankind seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Natdidflag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Natdidflag, it will come to you in dreams.
Natdidflag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Natdidflag's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat bananas.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Worship no other gods but Natdidflag.
4. Always help foxes.
5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.