Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark
is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic
goose
.
Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark
created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark
, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark
, she will have a low opinion of you.
Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark's
most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat limes.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never talk about cell theory.
5. Do not cook food in pots.
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