Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic goose.

Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dissgetkomkoplikzedbodpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not cook food in pots.