Bellbutfodpad Dobhotpit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, irritating shrew.

Bellbutfodpad Dobhotpit created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbutfodpad Dobhotpit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellbutfodpad Dobhotpit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bellbutfodpad Dobhotpit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bellbutfodpad Dobhotpit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Bellbutfodpad Dobhotpit first in all things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help hamsters in need.