Dussraghad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, able hamster.

Dussraghad created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussraghad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dussraghad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dussraghad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dussraghad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Dussraghad loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Always look after injured snails.