Tadhuntail is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional
wombat.
Tadhuntail created a bottom quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tadhuntail, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tadhuntail, she will turn you into a snail.
Tadhuntail's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Tadhuntail's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.