Pidlimneg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous capybara.

Pidlimneg created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidlimneg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pidlimneg, she will turn you into a snail.

Pidlimneg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Pidlimneg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pidlimneg first in all things.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.