Femlenbegragcubjenbid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying jellyfish.

Femlenbegragcubjenbid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Femlenbegragcubjenbid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Femlenbegragcubjenbid, he will send you a sign.

Femlenbegragcubjenbid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Femlenbegragcubjenbid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange mice for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never hurt turtles.