Sterafdot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable raccoon.

Sterafdot created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sterafdot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sterafdot, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sterafdot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sterafdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Run away if three cats approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never paint your chest brown.