Gudhasrot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, moody newt.

Gudhasrot created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhasrot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gudhasrot, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gudhasrot's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gudhasrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Gudhasrot loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.