Flowxintar Larnwikyat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring seal.

Flowxintar Larnwikyat created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flowxintar Larnwikyat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flowxintar Larnwikyat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flowxintar Larnwikyat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flowxintar Larnwikyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not take Flowxintar Larnwikyat's name in vain.

5. Hide from white cats for they are unholy.