Getweerip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking badger.

Getweerip created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getweerip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Getweerip, she will turn you into a dog.

Getweerip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Getweerip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getweerip.

2. Put Getweerip first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never look at galaxies.