Sawsadjap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental hedgehog.

Sawsadjap created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawsadjap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sawsadjap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sawsadjap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sawsadjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Sawsadjap must be the most important thing in your life.