Sawsadjap is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, temperamental
hedgehog.
Sawsadjap created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sawsadjap, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sawsadjap, she will throw large rocks at you.
Sawsadjap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Sawsadjap's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your arms.
2. Never think ill of sick swans.
3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
4. Do not eat wheat.
5. Sawsadjap must be the most important thing in your life.