Pasrenwit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable whale.

Pasrenwit created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasrenwit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasrenwit, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pasrenwit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pasrenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Worship no other gods but Pasrenwit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about badgers.