Nabarpmistinbumster is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited jackal.

Nabarpmistinbumster created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabarpmistinbumster, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabarpmistinbumster, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nabarpmistinbumster's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nabarpmistinbumster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair black.