Ingfubcen is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unfair bat.

Ingfubcen created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingfubcen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ingfubcen, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ingfubcen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ingfubcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Always wear black.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingfubcen.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
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